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girlannachronism:

Christian Dior fall 2013 couture backstage

girlannachronism:

Christian Dior fall 2013 couture backstage

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balmydaysandsundays:

Sold out in stores authentic Wildfox White Label American Love “Clueless” Slouchi Cardi for sale!

Brand new with tags attached

Size S

Asking for $275 or best offer

http://www.ebay.com/itm/271515648250?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

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balmydaysandsundays:

Sold out in stores authentic Wildfox White Label American Love “Clueless” Slouchi Cardi for sale!

Brand new with tags attached

Size S

Asking for $275 or best offer

http://www.ebay.com/itm/271515648250?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

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Sold out in stores authentic Wildfox White Label American Love “Clueless” Slouchi Cardi for sale!

Brand new with tags attached

Size S

Asking for $275 or best offer

http://www.ebay.com/itm/271515648250?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

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  • Dad:  Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad:  Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad:  Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad:  Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad:  Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad:  Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad:  I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad:  Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad:  Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad:  Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad:  It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad:  Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad:  *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad:  My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad:  Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad:  Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad:  I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad:  Fuck the government.
  • Dad:  Fuck the school board.
  • Dad:  Close the door.
  • Dad:  Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad:  I love puns.
  • Dad:  People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad:  Please shut up.
  • Dad:  Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad:  I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad:  I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad:  You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad:  Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad:  I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad:  If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad:  They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad:  I hate homework.
  • Dad:  I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad:  What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
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margaery-martell:

p33p:

did you chop down this tree?

is that the lorax

margaery-martell:

p33p:

did you chop down this tree?

is that the lorax

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POD!!

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YO CAN I HAVE THIS

YO CAN I HAVE THIS

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sydneysunbeam:

in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing.  i think that’s beautiful.  just shut the fuck up

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